Hugh Hefner Is Not Dead

I saw a few friends on Facebook became fans of the 'R.I.P. Hugh Hefner (April 9, 1926 - July 11, 2011)' page today. This page has literally 339,388 likes! People? Really? I have a bridge I'd like to sell you if you're interested too! An extremely quick and easy quick Google search pulled up this article which proves that Hugh Hefner is, in fact, alive and well and tweeting about it! Everybody exhale... 
http://blog.seattlepi.com/people/2011/07/12/hugh-hefner-dismisses-death-rumors/